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“My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for”

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“Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.”
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“A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.”
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“I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.”
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“Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?”
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“Babies are such a nice way to start people”
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“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing”
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“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
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“Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.”
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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
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