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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDon't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAny man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHalf of life is fucking up the other half is dealing with it.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
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