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“Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?”
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“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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“"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson”
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“I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.”
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“Hi, I'm looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss.”
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“You kill 'em, we grill 'em!”
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“Trying is the first step to failure”
Hassle Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
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“All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!!”
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