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“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Bob Hope quotes (English born American Actor and Comedian, 1903-2003)
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“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard quotes (American Author. Won a Pulitzer prize for Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, 1975. b.1945)
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“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey quotes (American Comic Writer, Comedian and Actor on SNL. Famous for his Deep Thoughts, b.1949)
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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

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“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter quotes (American "hierarchiologist", Educator and Writer, 1919-1990)
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“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
Agatha Christie quotes (English Detective, Novelist and Playwright, 1890-1976)
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“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips quotes
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“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”

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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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