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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
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I don't believe in angels, no. . . . But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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