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“Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half-especially if he has a teenage daughter.”
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“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
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“A father . . . knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.”
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“One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.”
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