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“Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!”
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“Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill”
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“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.”
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“Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, "How good or how bad am I?" That's where courage comes in.”
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“I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a fried egg with a broken yolk (which I hate) when the dog would leap over the St. Louis Arch for it.”
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“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
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“Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"”
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“Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.”
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“I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.”
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“There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.”
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“There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
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