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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteJust cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...


...and you finish off as an orgasm.
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 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThere are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMay the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMost people with low self-esteem have earned it

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteBy and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThere will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting

 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAlways do whatever's next

 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

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