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“It is difficult to find a courteous person today who isn't trying to sell you something”

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“Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think”
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
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“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
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“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
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“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
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“My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.”
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“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
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