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“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.”
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“I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.”
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“Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.”
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“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
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“The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.”
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“Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.”
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“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
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“I am a world-class weenie when it comes to letting people stick needles into me. My subconscious mind firmly believes that if God had wanted us to have direct access to our bloodstreams, He would have equipped our skin with small, clearly marked doors.”
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“We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.”
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“Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.”
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“Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.”
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