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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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