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“Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have”
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“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”
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“I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.”
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“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
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“Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.”
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“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face”
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“We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.”
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“When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.”
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