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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThere is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNew York Taxi Rules:
1. Driver speaks no English.
2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.
3. Driver hates you.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSkiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteScientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.

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