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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGeographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSkiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteGravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteFlorida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud

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