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“In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.”
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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
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“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it”
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“Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants”

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“A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times”

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“Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex”
Barbara Cartland quotes
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“Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.”
Fran Lebowitz quotes (American Writer and Humorist, b.1950)
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“Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.”
Harlan Ellison quotes
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“What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.”
Ken Hammond quotes
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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