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“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness”
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“I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.”
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“If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say”
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“If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.”
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“The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face”
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“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
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“Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.”
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“Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?”
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“When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.”
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“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
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“How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak”
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