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“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
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“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
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“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”
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“Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?”
dmg Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!”
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“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?”
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”
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“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
Calvin & Hobbes quotes (Fictional characters from the comic series created by Bill Watterson.)
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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