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“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers”
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“I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun”
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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“All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.”
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“What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?”
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
Will Shriner quotes (American Comedian, b.1953)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
Paula Poundstone quotes (American Comic, b.1959)
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

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“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
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