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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
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Actor
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Author
. b.
1937
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Religion is just mind control
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar
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When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands
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A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt
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