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“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal quotes
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“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
Michael Davis quotes
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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy quotes (American comedian, b.1958)
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“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time”
Friedrich Nietzsche quotes (German classical Scholar, Philosopher and Critic of culture, 1844-1900.)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler quotes (American Comedian and Activist. b.1952)
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“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
Groucho Marx quotes (American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977)
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