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“If men are God's gift to women, then God must really love gag gifts”

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“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal quotes (American actor, comedian, director, writer, producer, b.1947)
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“I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.”
Mae West quotes (American Actress and sex symbol, 1892-1980)
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“God must love crazy people; He makes so many of them”

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“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
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“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand”

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“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
William Shakespeare quotes (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
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“Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing”
Mignon McLaughlin quotes (American Journalist and Author, 1913-1983)
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“Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor out of his feet to be trampled underfoot; but out of his side to be equal to him, under his arm to be protected, and near his heart to be loved”

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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”

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