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“If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)

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“I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet”
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“Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope”
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”
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“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
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