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“If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.”
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“girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.”
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“I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.”
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“One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control”
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“I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.”
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“I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.”
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“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”
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“My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.”
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“I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born”
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“I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get”
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“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
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