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“If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it must be a duck”
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“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”
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“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd President of the United States, 1884-1972)
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey quotes (American Comic Writer, Comedian and Actor on SNL. Famous for his Deep Thoughts, b.1949)
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“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

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“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

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