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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet
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I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
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