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“If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.”
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
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“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
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“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”
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“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”
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“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet”
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“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”
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