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“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”
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“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
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“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”
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“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world”
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“There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else”

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“The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.”
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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
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“Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!”
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