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“If at first you don't succeed, give up.”
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“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
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“Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.”
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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
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“Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!”
Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!”
Homer Simpson quotes (Fictional character from the animated television series created by Matt Groening, The Simpsons.)
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“Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?”
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“Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.”
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“Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.”
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“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
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“A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.”
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