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“If at first you don't succeed, give up.”
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“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
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“When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
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“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
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“'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
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“Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.”
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“Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love”
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“Operator! Give me the number for 911”
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“Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.”
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