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“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”
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“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
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“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.”
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“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.”
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“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
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“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?”
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“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”
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“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
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“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”
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“Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"”
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“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
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