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“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
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“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
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“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”
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“A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.”
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“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
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“girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.”
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“I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.”
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