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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDon't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMay the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOne can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOne nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNot only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans

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