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“I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.”
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“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'”
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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
minnao4 Tom Petty quotes (American Guitarist and Singer (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers) b.1950)
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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill quotes (British Orator, Author and Prime Minister during World War II. 1874-1965)
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“If somebody makes me laugh, I'm his slave for life.”
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“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
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“I never know how much of what I say is true.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)
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“I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing.”
Bette Midler quotes (American Singer and Actress, b.1945)
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“I drink therefore I am.”
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