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“I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it”
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“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
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“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
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“I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me”
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.”
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
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“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
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