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“I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“It's kind of fun to do the impossible.”
Walt Disney quotes (American motion-picture Producer, pioneer of animated cartoon films. 1901-1966)
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“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter quotes (American "hierarchiologist", Educator and Writer, 1919-1990)
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”
James Dean quotes (American motion picture actor, symbol of rebellion, 1931-1955)
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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