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“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”
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“Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.”
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“If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
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“Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.”
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“Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?”
dmg Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?”
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“Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen”
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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby quotes (American Actor, Comedian and Producer. b.1937, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)
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