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“I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.”
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

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“English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!”
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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.”
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“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz quotes (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
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“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”
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“I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun”
Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...”
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