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“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”
Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)

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“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”
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“Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!”
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“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress”
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“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”
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“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.”
Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)
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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Steve Martin quotes (American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945)
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true”
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“An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.”
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