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“I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”
Fred Allen quotes (American Comedian, 1894-1956)
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“Law school taught me one thing: how to take two situations that are exactly the same and show how they are different”
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“Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
Anton Chekhov quotes (Russian playwright and master of the modern short story, 1860-1904)
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“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
Robert Frost quotes (American poet, 1874-1963)
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“The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.”
Patrick Murray quotes
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“Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.”
Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)
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“A lawyer's primer: If you don't have the law, you argue the facts; if you don't have the facts, you argue the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, then you argue the Constitution”

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“To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.”
Otto von Bismarck quotes (Prussian Prime Minister, Founder and Chancellor of the German Empire, 1815-1898)
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“A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.”
Mario Puzo quotes
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“A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself”
Henry Peter Brougham quotes (British political leader 1778-1868)
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