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“I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running DOS.”


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“Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.”
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“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
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“Any teacher that can be replaced by a computer, deserves to be.”
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“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
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“We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins”
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“If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside”
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“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”
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“The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.”
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“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
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