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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAnytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHow come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLove can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteToo bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteBroken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHere's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?".
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThere's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.
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