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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, "No, thank you," to dessert that night. And for what!
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