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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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(
Indian
Humorist
and
Actor
(Digby, 3 Musketeers),
1918
-
2002
)
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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard
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And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.
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It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
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