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“I have a microwave fireplace in my house. The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.”
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“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”
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“Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.”
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“I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.”
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“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
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“It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.”
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“I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?"”
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“Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.”
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“I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.”
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“I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. One day I got a call from a woman in France who said "Cut it out!"”
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“I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.”
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