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“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
Joe E. Lewis quotes (American Comedian and Singer, 1902-1971)

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“There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else”

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“College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink”

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“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”
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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)
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“Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!”
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“It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.”
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