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“I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British”
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“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
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“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
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“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
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“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
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“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
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“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
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“I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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