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“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”
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“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”
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“If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?”
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“I was born by Caesarean section, but you can't really tell... except that when I leave my house, I always go out the window.”
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“There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
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“A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat”
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“When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.”
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“How young can you die of old age?”
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“It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.”
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“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
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