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“I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.”
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“NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?'”
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“George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.”
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“Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.”
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“We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.”
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“I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie.”
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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“What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country”
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“Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."”
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“We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.”
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“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
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