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“I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.”
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“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”
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“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
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“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
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“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
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“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
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“One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.”
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“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”
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“Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.”
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“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
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“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”
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