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“I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me”

Rowan Atkinson quotes (English Actor, b.1956)

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“Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with.”

Rowan Atkinson quotes (English Actor, b.1956)
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“As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself 'the last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech.”

Rowan Atkinson quotes (English Actor, b.1956)

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“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”

Mahatma Gandhi quotes (Indian Philosopher, internationally esteemed for his doctrine of nonviolent protest, 1869-1948)

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“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.”

Chris Rock quotes

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“He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return”

African Proverb quotes

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“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“"This is your brain." I've seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain.”

Bill Hicks quotes (American Comedian, b.1961)

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“If you think you know what the hell is going on, you're probably full of shit.”

Robert Anton Wilson quotes (American sci-fi Author, b.1932)

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“Behind every successful man is a woman with a brush and shovel cleaning up the shit he's too full of himself to notice”

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