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“I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.”
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“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded”
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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”

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“I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs.”
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“If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.”
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“My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!”
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“I feel like I'm fighting a battle when I didn't start a war”
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry quotes (American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)
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“When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next.”
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“The magic is inside you. There ain’t no crystal ball.”
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“I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.”
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